Today, i ate instant cup noodles because i could eat it without biting.
I also had an epiphany. Anjay - An = Jay. Anjay is also spelled wrong according to spell-check but Jay isn't. Also realized Anjay, Jay, and Cherrin like many sick grotesque foods suck as Reeses. Reeses attract roaches. It's a fact. They also attract dogs because idk o-o. Dogs lick anything w/ peanut butter on it.

Once upon a time, there was man named Anjay. He had the biggest heart out of anyone on his island. Apparently , the island had no adults whatsoever. Anjay's mom showed up once in his first adventure but never appeared again. After a big black supermassive black hole ate everything, Anjay found himself in a world called Kanjohto, on an island called, The Mystery Island where Pikaquaza and pikaoxys sleep. This world was full of Pikamon and he decided to catch 2 pikachus and make them slap each other. May people watched and cried as the brethren slapped each other to death. As one pikachu emerged victorious, Anjay trained it to be stronger by giving it grueling tasks. He made his pikachu devolve into an almighty Pichu by making it play Neopets nonstop until it reached haxxor status.

Once Anjay left Kanjohto, he learned to use his pichu as a sword. The sword was supposedly as strong as Cloud's 10 ft Buster Sword. He later lost his neopet account and became Axjayn? No. He became AnjayX, leader of the Vangola . His nickname was NinePlusOne.

One day, NinePlusOne ran into a man named Yajayxoi. We'll call this man deejay.
Deejay and Axjayn fought. Sparks flew as NinePlusOne summoned meteors and cactuses to throw at jay. Jay countered with his trusty Cherring Sword. The Cherring Sword was said to cut through anything except Oreos. Oreo's were like holy water and Asperin to the cursed sword. NinePlusOne fought with DJYaoi until another man walked in. The man had a green bandana and was as fast as a snake on wheels. He reloaded his MegaBuster as he lit up his Oreo with his other hand. The man regained his breath. He had taken in too much Oreo. The "Oreo" was said to be the lifesource of all mankind and all living things. The "Creator" of all worlds was this delicious substance called an Oreo. People who accepted this fact and became one with the oreo and rejected the evil sin of Reeses became endowed with great power.

This man was special. Axjayn and YaoiDJHero knew this. The man took another breath then took godly bites out of an extremely rare quadruple stuffed Oreo. Jayaoi and AnjayX stood stunned as he ate it. Who could do such a thing without succumbing to the extreme pleasure and instantly dying? The man stood between them and spoke his name, " Xams" . the man drew out a giant oversized key in his right hand and another oversized Masasume attached to a sephiroth in the other hand. He swung faster than you could say 'Ah reeses suck'. It wasn't a fight... it was a slaughter. Xsam i mean Xams tossed AnjayX into the pit of mud filled with cockroaches,spiders, and 1000 legged insects to suffer for all eternity. He then used a phoenix down on Yaoijay and made him his chocobo. Together, they became the legendary Sora Takeuchi. JayxYaoi eventually became air gear and Sam w/ his new name Meryan "Sora" Takeuchi , rode the air and destroyed all worlds. They later ran into Phoenix Wright and were thrown into jail for murder of Rick Astley.
The End.

...i was bored.;-; i know it sucks but it sounded good in my head ;;

-Andy

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